Nic,

I wish I was in a position to revert to Professor Adhiambo Otieno's question. However,  I have chosen not to induce intellectual rigo and cogent proofs that certain facts do exist.  What I can say is that  I'm solving a crisis and predicament of the Luo tribe in Kenya.  In the meantime, I'm reverting to you pecking on the key board of my lap top only with my left index finger (pinky) and so, I'm afraid not to involve both my fingers on the key board because some of these keys are ticking bombs, touching one without treading carefully ,         I may punch  an atomic bomb and blow up the entire universe. Beware of these keys!

In the meantime, I have a million other things to do, and so, I don't want to sit here and write as if I'm some kind of editor because nobody is paying me to smoothen my patchments. if you can read it, and understand it, you can continue, if you can't.... just punch the key called delete.

i) You wanted to know the grand plan I have for the Luo migration into the new land, right?

The blue print I have on my desk is known as the "Luo Migration Negotiation Jujitsu"( LMNJ) We must first of all argue our case before the IMF, World Bank and the leaders of the first developing nations. We must convince them that we need to move out of Kenya based on the following reasons:

a) Since we arrived in Kenya from Sudan, we have tried our best to live with our fellow  country men like human beings, but they have taken our humility of  good citizenry  for a ride and used it against us. They have made many covenants with us day time and at night when we are asleep, they have stayed up and worked against us in deceit.

b) We have had more problems in Kenya than the rest of the places we have been combined. We moved from Babylon in search of a better life in Egypt. In Babylon we didn't realize that those who will occupy our  land after our departure will strike Oil and live rich.  That was a big mistake we shall forever regret. So our   former land which recently witnessed the world's most dangerous war (shock and awe) between Bush and Saddam Hussein is beyond our reach, and we can not go back and claim it, however, insinuated to have been liberated by the world's strongest army.

c) We deserve to be recognized and be resettled into any part of the world which have all the resources that can make life a plum becuase during our sojourn in Egypt we invented almost everything which today is making life easier for the rest of the world population. We lost all that when we got in trouble with the superior god. Ja-luo himself is a demi god... he needs no other god.

We were the people who invented the writing, the mathematics, the sciences, the architectural works, the anything you can use to enjoy life today which has been hitherto modified by virtue of modern technology but still we can claim the primitive invention of most of these things.  As you can see.. when we pac and move out of kenya, it will fizzles. Who is kenya can replace ja-luo in skills and professionalism?

In Egypt, we lived big and we had plenty of everything in this life. Nowadays we live poor like a church mouse.  We partied 24/7. We loved our dead, and when we could afford to honor them we built them pyramids. Despite many problems we still love our dead and we still honor them burrying them with dignity and recognition.

We still party like crazy too. We still are smart scientists, mathematicians, engineers etc. And so, Egypt made us big headed people who recognized no superior god  who got mad with us who bundled us out because we had our gods and goddesses we needed no superior god.

We got introuble with the superior God and so he sent us into the Sudanese desert to suffer for many years. However, we reformed  and he forgave us, and so, he sent us to lake victoria, which was more or less the land of milk and honey. Now this land of milk and honey have turned out to be a hell on earth and we want to get out of it before we die out. We need an enclave somewhere we can move to... we need a place with water, where we can fis and swim. it has to be a place with water.

d) We have every reason to put a different kind of road map to leave kenya because we have seen it all. Everything which can cause migrations  to any part of the world, great or small, in a country called kenya only luos have had the bitter taste of it. Be it deseases, be it poverty, be it hatred, be it assassination, be it politcal defraudement,  be it political dishonesty,  anything which can make life so miserable for a human being, we have felt it under our ebony skin.

As you can see even our lake victoria is dying out and whom do we have to blame? Omweri came by to check it out if there is anything he can do to salvage the situation. he found it ireparable.. yesterday he got the hell out. if gods are runing away... what are the people still doing there?run ja-luo run for your dear life.

As you can see bwana Nic, the beautiful Rusinga you love not to leave behind will lose her beauty as soon as the lake chokes out.  Kisumo city will be a pile of ruins. Luoland is so under developed it looks like a peice of hell on earth. You have never gone to Mbita my homeland of late. By the time you arrive there, you will be looking like a ghost covered with dust. Your teeth will be pokla dotted with soil.

Your vehicle will brake down 40 times to  your destination because the sharp rocks on the road will have removed all the wheels from the brand new vehicle you just bought. Mosquitos will be feeding on you and if you ask for a glass of water you will spit it out because it tastes bitter like bile juice. At night it is too dark you can't see your own arm. That is the land we are proud of.

Schools and hospital structures looks ugly like od onyinjo ( a birds nest) life is just too hard to comprehend. Whereas, in Rift Valley and Central.... roads are flushy, electricity and water runs everywhere. What is the different between Rift Valley and Subaland? Is subaland not  a district in kenya? Why don't we have social amenities like Trans-Nzoia or Uasin gishu?

Don't worry when we are moving from the Rusinga, Thomas Mboya Rateng' woud Aluoch is coming with us. We will built him a Taj mahal. Jaramogi Ajuma oginga odinga will be in the first plane cargo to leave like the Israels and the remains of jacob. Ouko Robby Ja-Nyahera will see the new land... We shall remove  our legendries remains like lwanda magere, kit mikayi, Nyamgodho woud ombare and carry them with us to the new land... not even our chickens will remain in kenya. Just like the day Israelites were led out of Egypt with everything that belongs to them... to the promised land..... and oh... ye  things of little faith....need you  not worry  a Moses has been born .... 

to be cont....

Wayoga Nyakwar Seko gOrwa