Predictions Regarding Politics in Kenya - Update # 1

Dear Kenyans,

I have received overwhelming number of emails regarding the revelations I had with my 10th great ancestor, whom am named after. I have seen my revelations mailed and chain forwarded to the extent that I have received one myself at my work email address!

Some have said that I was dreaming, others said that I saw what I wanted to see, while others took advantage of my blurred vision and made conclusions to suit their plight.

Two questions featured prominently among all enquiries.

Who was the woman who would be Kenya's first prime minister? Was it Sally Kosgei? Was it Lina Chebii Kilimo? Was it Charity Ngilu? Was it Nyiva Mwendwa? Was it Ojiambo or Wangari Mathaai?

Whose was the face of Kenya's 4th president? Was it Raila Odinga or was it Kalonzo Musyoka?

I feel indebted that all Kenyans must know the truth however bitter the truth is. The horns of a cow must not be too heavy than the head of the cow that must bear them! But before I proceed, I need to respond to all, that my 10 th great grandfather, Ragem, did not appear to me in my sleep. I summoned him and he appeared to me in broad daylight.

Below is a dirge you may recite quietly to try and summon him yourself.

*Cheeee che che, cheeee che che*
*Dhiuru kucha dhimuodi njugu,*
*Awuori nya umari ni Awuori nya bwana*
*Awuori nya umari, motamo chuo duto dwaro mana chige,*
*An kod Onjiri yeee ye, *
*An kod Onjiri dipoka Were, kumayagi sekniaseka mi hoyo.*
*Aguru gujegu lela, cham ti oregre dala,*
*Cheee che che cheeee,*
*Kainda, Kaidi, Kaidu, Kaindai emon'gado!*
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If he was not able to appear to you, kindly oblige and be patient. I tried getting him to appear to me again, but the oracle indicated they were all busy preparing to receive Ramogi Achieng Oneko e polo (into Heaven). He promised he will appear to me again on Sunday with all my ten great grand ancestors, whereupon they will make their revelations clearer to me. I will relay shortly thereafter *. *

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Joram Ragem,

wuod Ndinya, wuod Onam, wuod Amolo, wuod Owuoth, wuod Oganyo, wuod Mumbe, wuod Odongo, wuod Olwande, wuod Adhaya, wuod Ojuodhi, woud Ragem! (Are you my relative?)