Hamisi ! ! !

Amosi Nyar Kager,

Ageno ni nyasaye oriti maber. Wanbende wangima kendo wagone nyasaye erokamano mathoth kuom rito wa.

I would like to share a forward I received with my fellow joluo man kuonde duto mondo onyiere! This forward shows how jo nam man mombasa loko kisungu to kiswahili.

Iwacho ni 'nyiero en lak chogo'. Please share this. I laughed so much my tummy ached.

Erokamano,

An Achieng (nyar Gem Asumbi).

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It goes like this......
Yawa! Hee! this is deadly .......enjoy! ! ! ! ! !

A famous American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) resulted to using a Mr. Hamisi for translation once they failed to get a proper bi-lingual local in Lamu.....the preaching had the following translation.

STUMBLE: Everything comes from above.!!
HAMISI: Vitu vyote huja juu juu,

STUMBLE: When we look today,
HAMISI:..... NI lini Tutaangalia leo.

STUMBLE: We notice Everywhere,
HAMISI.... Twabandika ilani kila pahali.

STUMBLE: It is apparent that,
HAMISI:............Hata huyo ni mzazi tu.

STUMBLE: Things have changed
HAMISI:.........Vitu hugeuzwa geuzwa.

STUMBLE: The teens of today,
HAMISI:....... Mikebe ya leo,

STUMBLE: Have stopped putting on Bell-Bottoms,
HAMISI:..... Imesimama, na kuweka juu makengele chini,

STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters,
HAMISI:....... Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,

STUMBLE: Know perfectly well,
HAMISI:..... Na muwajue vizuri sana,

STUMBLE: That all world affairs,
HAMISI:.........Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,

STUMBLE: are successful only if held from above,
HAMISI........ Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu.

STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar,
HAMISI:... Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,

STUMBLE: Keep it first and above,
HAMISI:.........uuweke kwanza juu juu.

STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong,
HAMISI:.........Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu,

STUMBLE: Should anybody want to test you,
HAMISI:.........Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,

STUMBLE:......will feel its work,
HAMISI:...............Ataisikia kazi yake

STUMBLE: Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out,
HAMISI:.........ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,

STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with,
HAMISI:.......Sehemu hiyo ita tiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,

STUMBLE: and that peace will remain.
HAMISI:......Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.

STUMBLE: Amen.
HAMISI:..... Huyo ni mwanamme.