Re: Predictions Regarding Politics in Kenya.

Dear Kenyans,

 

Last June my ancestors appeared to me and gave me several predictions which I faithfully relayed to you to the best of my abilities. No doubt some predictions came true, some have not and others were unclear and in between. Some predictions just need time, because they are promised as foretold. A few minutes ago, my 10 ^th great grandfather Ragem, flashed before my eyes and gave more insight to some issues which I can now relay regarding those previous predictions.

 

Kibaki will rise in polls again but still lose. In overall, prediction number one remains unchanged. I can now reveal that Kibaki really did not want to run again after all, but his henchmen ( like Moi's) are too drunk with power to relinquish national leadership and are blackmailing him to soldier on.

 

Contrary to many peoples belief and what is seen on the surface, KANU was revived and given life. As Ruto put it, the true owners returned. If you scratch deeper, you will see Uhuru leading a patsy to PNU. ODM-K (and the 'K' here represents KANU) is not really a donkey. It is the real horse. It is funded by tones of money from Moi, his son and the incumbent.

 

The October surprise was orchestrated to have Raila and others believe there were chaos in PNU fielding candidates, while Kibaki takes a sharp deviation and runs under ODM-K or as we can now call it, KANU. However, this backfired since Kalonzo's money has not posted in his overseas account as promised and he has also refused to relinquish the mantle in favor of the incumbent. Therefore, come November, Emilio will be left utterly confused when his henchmen battle it out in the PNU nomination fiasco, as the real two horse race is between Agwambo and Kalonzo.

 

Sure enough, at the end of October, the last of the wildebeest migration enters  Kenya's Maasai Mara. Unfortunately, the safari will make the animals too confused to tell which wildebeest belongs to which herd. So shall it be with our politicians who are pro-government and a few in the challenger's camps. In the process, common faces will not clinch nominations. Noteworthy though is that one Kalembe Ndile will make a triumphant entry into ODM.

 

I prodded my 10 ^th great grandfather Ragem, to tell me why the outcome of the election results will be in dispute, and also why all I saw was a silhouette when I looked at the face of Kenya's 4 ^th president. His answer was the most interesting analysis I have heard. He said, "Junior" as he has always called me, "Ours is a young democracy, It is possible to win the presidency, but lose it because someone stole it. Don't you remember what happened in 2002 in that rich nation you live in?" he asked. He went on, "I never read the book that the white messengers from the Church Missionary Society gave to my 5 ^th great grandson Mumbe. However, what Mumbe told us is written therein Galatians 6:7. That 'A man reaps what he sows', a statement we also believed in." He finished by saying, "But worry not Junior, the man who fought and suffered for the freedoms you enjoy today, and who brought the joy of coalition politics to your motherland is the one whose inauguration ceremony we'll bless in the new year. They will try to rig him out at his base, but he will win the nation's popular vote by over 1 million. Despite the hullabaloo, the court case will be a non-starter." Then he whispered, "Just tell him to be very careful and he does not need to nod his head with every word he utters. We know already, he fears Nyakalaga."

 

So there, you have it. I am pleased to let you know that though Kibaki will win in his constituency and also curry the majority of votes in central province, he will be so dejected and say,  "Pumbavu, wajinga hawo mavi ya kuku kabisa. Siwezi kula nao. Mothoni, wakae huko huko Nairobi, na sisi tubaki hapa hapa Othaya."

 

Kibaki will opt to retire along with majority of the old guards like Karume, Michuki, Nyachae etc.  Kenya will not only have a new and vibrant president, but also a young and agile leader of opposition in Kalonzo. A necessity in any prosperous and democratic nation. The 3 ^rd and final liberation will be upon us to behold.

 

--
Joram Ragem
wuod Ndinya, wuod Onam, wuod Amolo, wuod Owuoth, wuod Oganyo, wuod Mumbe, wuod Odongo, wuod Olwande, wuod Adhaya, wuod Ojuodhi, woud Ragem! (Are you my relative?)

 

 

Dear Kenyans,

 

One of my ancestors appeared to me and shared several predictions regarding politics in Kenya. If you care to know here are the key predictions:

1. Kibaki will run again for presidency. Despite all his efforts and the wishes of his kitchen cabinet, he will lose the December election by a wide margin.  
2. KANU will reemerge as a formidable force, as Kalonzo Musyoka runs as her torch bearer.
3. Prior to this, Kalonzo Musyoka will leave ODM-K with the excuse that the primaries were not democratic.
4. Prior to this Raila Odinga will win the ODM-K primaries and run as her presidential candidate.
5. Prior to this, Uhuru Kenyatta and Nicholas Biwott will be reconcilled by Daniel T. Moi, who will also prevail on them to woo Kalonzo back as the torch bearer. In real time, predictions 3 and 4 have already happened. (Remember that the only reason Kalonzo left KANU was due to the failed 'Uhuru Project.' Moi always believed that his tribe should not rule soon after his reign. For his own comfort, he tried Uhuru and there was disaster. Mudavadi is now a principled man, and will not go back to KANU. Indeed Kalonzo believed he could be president even before KANU swallowed 'Tractor.' Moi is still a master planner and has learned from his blunder. He has said "Kalonzo Tosha!" Uhuru has agreed. In calling the KANU delegates conference to converge in a few hours, UHURU is about to save his face, lest people conclude he never matured. It was assumed that he had become his own man when he disregarded Moi's advice and led KANU into ODM-K.
6. Ruto, Mudavadi, Balala will stay in ODM-K. Others more will stay.
7. Charity Ngilu and Paul Muite and others will join ODM-K and will not run for the presidency.
8. Raphael Tuju, Joseph Kamotho, Uhuru Kenyatta, Charity Ngilu and Musikari Kombo will not win elections in their constituencies. Muite will be the only one to win as an MP who is not pro Narc-K in Central province.
9. The sun will set on Kenya's 2^nd  president. He will not live to see how KANU fared in the next elections.
10. There will not be a clear winner in the December elections between Raila Odinga of ODM-K, and Kalonzo Musyoka of KANU. NARC-K will be a distant 3 ^rd. Unfortunately the decision will be made by the High Court of Kenya. My ancestor pointed at the face of Kenya's 4^th president. All I saw was a silhouette!
11. On the brighter side, Kenya will have her first Prime Minister next year. It will be a woman. (Her name was revealed to me but it is this part that is not clear)
12. Generally between June and August, the wildebeest congregate and prepare to cross the famous Grumeti River to enter Kenya's Masai Mara. Some do not make it. Likewise, the politicians are in a similar situation. The first defection have already taken place and benefited NARC-K, the second DP. Most defections will not make an impact except one. There will be three more by next weekend.

I saw a lot of other side shows, but the above are the clearest. I will gladly let you know when my ancestor appears to me again. He is my 10 ^th great grandfather.

 

Joram Ragem