Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:08:10 -0800 (PST)
    From: james karanja

Dick Morris whisked secretly out of the country during wee hours of the morning

Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:49:51 -0500
From: shoutpeople

It is now official that Kenyans managed to drive out of the country an illegal immigrant masquerading as a political strategist for the leading opposition presidential candidate. The Kenyans could not withstand the spin and devilish machinery and strategy that Dick Morris had vowed to employ on innocent Kenyans and force down their throat a candidate whose ill policies would balkanize the nation along tribal and religious lines, drive all the investors out of the country and make the country lose all the gains achieved resulting to the fastest growing economy in Africa - rate of 7.1%.
 
To Dick Morris embarrassment, a renowned prostitute has alleged that Dick maliciously failed to pay a full night of service at $200/hr. However due to the heightened consultative spirit in the country, ODM, Dick Morris Condom Fund and the Ambassador of United States of America to Kenya are holding high level meetings to democratically determine who will take the tab and save Dick's politically disfigured face while ensuring that all MOU's are honored and nobody is short changed. The League of Women Votes headed by Ida Odinga has added its voice in defense of the abused prostitute who broke down in front of cameras as she described Dick's insatiable appetite for prostitutes. However she sincerely thanked the Dick Morris Condom Fund for the tons of free condom they supplied to take care of infected by deadly sexually transmitted diseases. Dick's behavior during his ill fated trip to Kenya was worsened by a vigorous demonstration by women protesting his hate against women as he is on record swearing that he would leave America if Hillary won the Democratic Party nomination. The women literally bayed for his unconditional extraction and deportation from the country as Kenya cannot be a save haven for women abusers and illegal working immigrants.
 
Unconfirmed information indicates that Dick Morris is contemplating writing a best seller book of just how Kenyans are actively determined to shape their own country's destiny without the unnecessary distraction and interference of foreigners. His uninformed political models that barely work elsewhere are not applicable to Africa. He should be reminded that Kenyans navigate far and wide without GPS – in a nutshell Kenyans understand the political topography and are not in need  of ill advise from strategists who lack solid judgment – thus Dick had no choice than take the closest exit out of the country.
 
What is not lost to most keen political observers however is the stroke that finally broke the camel's back – Dick's arrogance and the negative mentality that Kenyans would receive him with flowers and recognize his services as those from a prince of peace. Dick will leave to tell his story regarding Kenyans love for their country.
 
The spin stops right here Dick and we are watching out for you!

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