Re: Raila's economy doesn't add up

Dear McDouglas Owino,

You must have also authored the piece below from one the PNU Damu! We already have information that House Rents have been hiked in Dagoretti, Pipe-Line Estate, Githurai, Kibera, etc. to send ODM supporters out of Nairobi. What a shame?

Enjoy the reading!

Peter Okoth

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ATTENTION: GEMA COMMUNITY ALONE
 
HOUSE OF MUMBI! LET US WAKE UP!
 
KIBAKI TENA!

We the Gema community must wake up to the reality and call a spade a spade and not a big spoon. From the various opinion polls even from the Consumer Insight which is owned by our own Hon Mutahi Kagwe has shown that the rest of the Kenyans have decided to isolate us by not supporting our own son. We should stop pretending and come out strongly in support of President Mwai Kibaki since failure for him to be relected will spell a lot of misery to most of our tribesmen because of many reasons best know to us all. We must return thanks to Kibaki and his government for ensuring we got the most of the nation’s cake during his past five years. I had never seen many people from Central Province being employed the way it was done and I believe he created the 500,000 jobs per year as he had promised. Those who are saying he did not am wondering which Kenya are they in.

We have to admit that some of our leaders from Mt Kenya let down the president by misadvising him in various issues affecting the all country the worst of which being the mishandling of the terrorist Muslims, the looting rustlers from kacurias from rift valley, the uncircumcised lake side boys, gluttonous luhyas and the blind gusiis (Nyachae married our daughter and all of them thought they have become our blood relatives).

We need to plan to win the Election with or without their support. I say so because there is no point of pretending they are on our side after all they seems to have been bribed to support the opposition and no amount of wooing will help as .Remember during Moi’s time we the GEMA were also stubborn refusing completely to support him despite many gestures he had extended to us. We should not hope the rest are stupid not to be the same. This is a fact and am not ashamed to state so. Let them go to hell!
 
It is with this reality that His Excellency The President Mwai Kibaki should start consolidating our Kikuyu, Embu and Meru .I believe we are enough to give him victory given the fact that we are all over the country so on the top of the 4 million plus votes in Central and Eastern we can still manage to get another 4 million in the rest of the provinces. In all the major towns we make more than half the population.

Kibaki Campaigning team should discard the issue of trying to woo some empty parties such as tip tip, ford Kenya and ford people. The opinion  polls have shown they have got no following from there back yards and there insistence of going it alone on parliamentary and civics seats is suspect and is delaying actualization of any meaningful coalition. Kibaki should do away with those warlord nyachae, bitter kombo and the uncircumcised tuju. They will definitely not be relected. So if they do not

Have hope of getting themselves votes how do President Kibaki expect them to assist him? No wonder the President has been scoring poorly in their backyards. Another wastage was the award of Kshs 5 Billion to Ali Taib to try to woo the terrorists to our side. This won’t work because the terrorists are hard core supporters of the boy from the lake.
 
Only Kanu can be worth working with because some of its followers are still remote, backward in life and we can easily win them by bribing them. After all they were used to bribes. Kudos Uhuru for showing them the way.

Also shirikisho party of the mijikenda can be arm twisted with hand outs because this is a party of the poorest people in Kenya if not in the Africa or the world for that matter. Kibaki should exploit this. You remember during the magarini by elections Kibaki’s Government needed only to show them how electricity poles look like and before the reality hit them that there was no electricity project they had already supported our choice for them. See, we sons of Mumbi have brains and I believe if we go this way the lakeside uncircumcised tinga will see dust. We cannot talk about the dog eaters kambas so kalonzo is no match he is in the league of muiru or patni. Let them know if they do not support our Kibaki they will continue eating dogs due to hanger.
 
To assist Kibaki to win he should ensure the construction of roads past Nakuru going to the west to be slowed down to hamper the movement of those going those sides since it seems they have closed their hears to pleads by president to re-lect him. I think so far

The government of President Kibaki has done something on this as you can remember the constructions from Limuru to Gilgil was done quickly and from there the enthusiasm of construction seems to have faded. Cheers our beloved President. I hope you will do more to hamper any development in these opposition zones.
 
Also during Christmas and Election all Gema owners of busses plying western routes should re-route all the vehicles to Central Province and be paid by DP , NARC KENYA AND KANU THE  KING MAKERS IN PNU. Note that majority of the PSVs are owned by us and we should not waste any opportunity that come our way.
 
Kibaki should use the administration thoroughly to harass those supporting opposition and can even enlist our dreaded Mungiki and bank robbers to target non Mount Kenyans . Mungiki should stop killing our own because this will have adverse effect in our voting block. Instead our Kibaki government should encourage those in opposition to reduce their numbers the way they are doing in Mount Elgon . This is congratulation to our Michuki. Keep it up Mr. Michuki, do not waste your policemen by sending them to quell the killings in Mt Elgon as you know the killers and victims are all ODM supporters. We people of Central should be proud that Hon Kibaki’s government was swift in stopping Mungiki killings which would have lead to many of our own dying. There is need to integrate Mungiki into the army as had been suggested by the Minister of Defense Hon Karume. This will be of much assistance in the unlikely event that we lost the coming election. If this happens President should use military to help him rule Kenya till he retires on his volition.
We cannot afford to lose the power of governing this Nation as that will mean most Kikuyus will lose jobs in most of the crucial ministries such as Ministry of Finance, Internal Security, Justice and Defense which by their crucial nature must remain headed and manned by Kikuyu professionals the way it have been in the last five years. During these five years no one can complain that these ministries have not superperformed under our notable House of Mumbi sons and daughters such as:
 
STATE HOUSE
1.       Mwai Kibaki-President
2.       Lucy Kibaki-Deputy President
3.       Stanley Murage-De facto State Hosue Controller
4.       Muthaiga Group lead by Chancellor Wanjui-Presidential Advisers
5.       Muthaura-Head of Public Service
6.       More than have of other permanent secretaries
7.       Cardinal John Njue-In charge of wooing non Kikuyu stupid Catholics
8.       Pastor Ng’ang’a of Neno wooer
9.       David Githii- PCEA mobiliser
10.
 
INTERNAL SECURITY
1.       Hon Michuki-Minister
2.       Hon Munya-Assistant Minister
3.       Erick Kiraithe-Police Spokesman
4.       All the 8 PCs except for two who are married to our daughters
5.       All 72 DCs except for 13 out of whom 7 are also married to our daughters
6.       Head of NSIS
 
MINISTRY OF FINANCE
 
1.       Hon Amos Kimunya-Minister
2.       Hon Peter Kenneth-Assistant Minister
3.       Mr Kinywa-Permanent Secretary
4.       Mr Ndung’u-Central Bank Governor
5.       Mr Michael Waweru-Commissioner General –KRA
6.       Mrs Nelius Kariuki-Chairperson Kenya Re
7.       Mrs Eunice Mbogo-MD Kenya Re
8.       Mr Jimnah Mbaru-Nairobi Stock Exchange Chairman
9.       Mr. Wangunyu-CMA vice chairman
10.   Mr James Mwangi-MD Equity Bank
 
Ministry of Environment
 
1.       Hon David Mwiraria-Minister
2.       Hon Wangare Maathai-Assistant Minister
3.    
 
Ministry of Energy
 
1.       Hon Kiraitu Murungi-Minister
2.       Hon Mwangi Kiunjuri-Assistant Minister
 
 
Ministry of Communication
 
1.       Hon Mutahi Kagwe- Minister
2.       Hon Koigi Wa Wamwere-Assistant Minister
3.       PS
4.       Mr Linus Gitahi-MD Nation Media
 
Ministry of Defense
 
1.       Hon Njenga Karume-Minister
2.       PS
 
 
Ministry of Education
 
1.       Hon George Kinuthia Saitoti-Minister
2.       Mr Karega Mutahi-Education Secretary
 
 
Ministry of Transport
 
1.       Mr George Muhoho-MD Kenya Ports Authority
2.       Mr Mbugua-Head of PSV’s
 
Ministry of Works
 
1. Hon Simon Nyachae- Minister married to our Kikuyu daughter so we are also well represented here.
 
 
Ministry of Agriculture
 
1. Hon Kirwa- Minister married to our Kikuyu daughter so we are also well represented here.
 
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
 
1.       Hon Raphael Tuju-Minister married to our Kikuyu daughter so we are also well represented here.
 
The above is just but the top cream but also the bulk of those working under them are
Mostly our Kikuyus and Merus and that is why we should be proud of Kibaki’s leadership and that gives us the reason to defend at any cost.
 
We must give extra credit to Waweru of KRA in that since he took over our sons and daughters have been able to secure the lion share of jobs in this crucial Revenue Authority even without going through the rigorous interviews subjected to the rest f Kenyans. The same goes to Hon Michuki and his men at the ministry for ensuring our sons and daughters from Central Province takes the lion share of enrollment to police and administration positions.
 
We should ensure Kibaki gets reelected to enable us take over all the jobs in strategic positions in all government institutions after all Mau Mau who brought independence were from the house of Mumbi and we should not be criticized when we claim what it rightly belongs to us.
 
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KUDOs Matatus and City Hopas for fare hike and Kibaki Tena Posters
 
We should also be gratefull to our people from Central who owns 90% of the matatus and buses operating in Nairobi for coming up together and ensuring that they increase fares by Ksh 10 which is channeled to Kibaki Tena Campaign Fund. Note that this was a clever way of making even opposition supporters to contribute towards Kibaki reelection without noticing. More congrats goes to CITY HOPA BUSES for on top of raising funds for Kibaki and PNU from the fares they have gone an extra mile to ensure that even ODM supporters endorse Kibaki by boarding their buses with Kibaki and PNU posters. Note that they have got no choice but we have to tread carefully given that the terrorists
(Muslims) have decided to side with them and they might be desperate to petrol bomb buses bearing Kibaki’s posters. We should be extra careful while using these vehicles and if possible we should let those opposed to Kibaki to eat humble pie and use them so that in the event that they are stoned or bombed at least our enemies votes will be reduced.
 
EVADE PAYING TAXES IF ODM WINS
 
In the unlikely event that ODM wins the coming elections let us deny them tax they way our Kikuyu business men (who actually owns over 80% business) used to deny Moi’s government. Let them know that our people accepted to pay tax in solidarity with our own being the President and we must say No Kibaki No Taxes from Kikuyu Meru Businesses.
 
HAIL KIBAKI FOR DISPOSAL OF PUBLIC CORPORATIONS
 
We should not condemn Kibaki’s lieutenants for rushing to dispose Safaricom and Telkom . The amounts raised will assist us in the campaigns and more so our sons in Tran-century Group lead by Jimna Mbaru , Jimmy Kibaki, Amos Kimunya will ensure Gema are allotted the lion share of these corporations they way they did with Kenya Power, Kenya Airways, Kengen, Kenya Re and Kenya Railway . This should be done with haste since we do not know if the rest of Kenyans have known their rights and in that case might vote us out of government come 27th December 2007.
 
THANKS A LOT TO OUR SONS FOR THE CAPTIVATING PROPAGANDA
 
Our sons should intensify spreading of propaganda materials against the stupid ODM candidate. We must portray him as a devil worshiper but hold on a bit I have heard some say if Tinga is a devil worshiper then Kibaki is himself the devil and according to them it is better the servant (Raila) than the master (Kibaki). We should also counter this. Non Kikuyu Christians are fools . Just intensify propaganda that  Raila is a devil worshiper and they will believe. Hawataweza Kikuyu .

All Luos are stupid. Do they think they can rule this country while Kikuyu’s have the anointed sons and daughters. They must know that after Kibaki Uhuru and after Uhuru Jimmy Kibaki,Martha Karua, Kimunya, and Muiru etc etc but only from House of Mumbi forever and ever and ever.
 
Sincerely speaking Kibaki has done us good people of Mount Kenya and we should all turn up at Election Day and give it all. Let the rest stupid Kenyans languish in poverty as we continue to enrich our selves. WE ARE INDEED THE JEWS OF KENYA -THE CHOSEN FEW. No other tribe can dare invest in our Central Province because we have our Mungiki and Robbers to take care of that. We also cannot buy from a non Kikuyu shop. Tutoboe ukweli. Kazi iendelee.
 
TOTHI MBERE DOGA COKE THUTHA. TIGANA NA KERIMO.
 
Yours truly,
 
PNU SECRETARIAT- CENTRAL PROVINCE EXCUSIVE WING.
 
 
NA WERA IENDEREE